Lesser-known planets demand cooler names - Computers, Gadgets ...

EXOPLANET Gliese 163c, which could support life, is leading a campaign by obscure planets that are angry about their shit names.

It's always party time on Kepler-22 c

Gliese 163c, Kepler-22 c and HD 85512 b are among the planets outside the solar system that are demanding the right to rename themselves.
Gliese 163c said: ?The ?big eight? ? nine if you count Pluto ? all have awesome names that sound like metal bands or male strippers.
?Small wonder I?m unpopulated with a name like Gliese 163c. I sound like a brand of piles ointment.
?I want to be officially recognised as ?Viper?. Or maybe ?CJ?.
??Jackmaster? also works for me. Yeah, that?s good actually.?
Kepler-22 c said: ?I?d like to be called Darkveil. It sounds very mysterious, and vaguely sexual.?
HD 85512 b said: ?My terrible name makes it hard to meet female planets.
?You didn?t know there were female planets? Truly, mankind has much to learn about the universe.?

Source: http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/computers-gadgets-technology/53411-lesser-known-planets-demand-cooler.html

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